A few years ago I had nothing to do and spent an entire day watching Katie & Peter, a reality show about Katie Price and her ex-husband Peter Andre. Later, I found out they were getting divorced and was inexplicably devastated. He helped her take care of her disabled child! It seemed like true love.

But I didn’t know who Katie and Peter were. They seemed like the poor man’s Posh & Becks. Apparently she is best known for having been a singer named Jordan? I don’t know. Even after watching that reality show, I’m not sure who Katie Price is, but she likes Diet Coke. Good for her!

Stay extraordinary, Katie! Or get extraordinary, because you are another hot mess!